116 definitions by Hehe I cheated

school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

discord peepeepoopoo day

on this day (may 6th) everyone on discord must have peepeepoopoo in their username. not having peepeepoopoo in your username on this day is grounds for being banned. Bots are exempt from this

the following people were made up by me just now. any references to people living or dead is purely coincidental.

peepeepoopoo demon: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME

ombot: why

peepeepoopoo demon: ITS DISCORD PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY

peepeepoopoo ombot: OH SHIT

rickastley1234: never gonna give you up

everyone: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME ITS PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY

rickastley1234: bitch idgaf

peepeepoopoo mod: ;ban @rickastley1234#6982 not having peepeepoopoo in name on peepeepoopoo day

bot: user has been banned

by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021

two trucks having sex

it was the best song, it is the best song and will forever be the best song (unless it gets a sequel)

two trucks having sex
two trucks having sex
my muscles, my muscles
involuntarily flex.

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

avast antivirus

antivirus that scares the shit out of users with constant popups in the bottom-right corner of your screen convincing you to upgrade to avast premium with the only benefit being not having to see the popups

me: turns on pc

avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC

me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time

by Hehe I cheated March 19, 2021

urban dictionary submitters

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit

me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

donkragon

the official species of donkeys kids in shrek

donkragon

by Hehe I cheated March 19, 2021

pee pee poo poo butt face man thing

you

pee pee poo poo butt face man thing

by Hehe I cheated March 10, 2021