3 definitions by Heffer

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to get told off
he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late
by heffer May 01, 2003

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a protective barrier over your penis when bottle rockets are tied to it
an example: Jackass the movie
by Heffer January 10, 2005

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Someone who tries to be something (ex. prep, skater, goth, jock... etc.) but really sucks at it and is then called a poser or mabye a loser and has no friends because everyone hates him.
"Dude, u can't skateboard u fucking poser!"
by Heffer May 02, 2003

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