13 definitions by Hectare Acres

will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

Steal

Borrowing someone's property without asking and takes it forever, with the exception of not alerting them.

You can't say "I steal a bank" because there is no way you would just simply blend in there and grab cash.

Dude remember that someone stole millions of dollars from a bank in China at night, sneakily and had the guards to let him do his job.

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

North Korea

A country holding twenty six million people hostage.

If you go to North Korea, you will surely be held hostage by its regime.

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

Scholarship

A discount, for college degrees

Timmy got 64 scholarships into 64 schools.

by Hectare Acres July 28, 2023

Rob

A crime that means borrowing someone's property by force without any questions and keeps it.

John I'm gonna rob the bank

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023