The kiss goodnight your mom gives you right after she gave dad a blow job. It's named a wonderkiss because now after you read this, you'll always wonder if this happened to you at some time in your life...
by Heathen 2.0 January 22, 2008

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.
"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"
"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

A reference to a woman's backside - specifically a really well-formed one. So called because, as we all know, crossing a mule and an onion results in "an ass that'll bring tears to your eyes".
by Heathen 2.0 April 29, 2008
