3 definitions by Heathen 2.0
A reference to a woman's backside - specifically a really well-formed one. So called because, as we all know, crossing a mule and an onion results in "an ass that'll bring tears to your eyes".
by Heathen 2.0 April 29, 2008
An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.
"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"
"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008
The kiss goodnight your mom gives you right after she gave dad a blow job. It's named a wonderkiss because now after you read this, you'll always wonder if this happened to you at some time in your life...
by Heathen 2.0 January 23, 2008