Hazard's definitions

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

Cyco

Shortened version of "Suicyco Muthafucka."
Meaning Psychotic Stake of mind.

"Jerry you Cyco! Whatsamattayou!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Jerkwad

A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.

"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Element

A very tacky looking peice of crap car from Honda.

"Great, there's Jerry with his shitty Element."

by Hazard October 24, 2003

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

gnub

Same as nub, but, the G letter is actualy a 1337 typo wich originaly was: fucking nub, but the spacebar was pressed a bit too early and it ended up: fuckin gnub. Since "fuckin" is a legit 1337 way to spell fucking many people mistake gnub for a totaly new word.
So in short - gnub = fucking nub

STFU gnub! - the proper way.

U f00king gnub - dumbass way.

by Hazard October 30, 2004