2 definitions by HatterJamie

Cuntprints

Footprints left by someone who has walked over a freshly mopped floor

After he'd finished mopping the toilet floor, Rolf stood shaking his head at all the cuntprints people had left

by HatterJamie March 22, 2015

“Jamie’s happy this morning,” said Dave
“Yeah,” replied Brian. “He enjoyed a bit of Countryfile with Maria this morning.”

by HatterJamie April 13, 2020