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A game popular with college fraternities, in which it is necessary to have a strong guy enforce the rules:
Everybody gets naked and shoves a pimento-stuffed olive up their asses, then tries to deposit them in a milk bottle on the floor. If the contestant misses the bottle, he has to eat his olive. If he kicks over the bottle, he has to eat everybody's olives.
Everybody gets naked and shoves a pimento-stuffed olive up their asses, then tries to deposit them in a milk bottle on the floor. If the contestant misses the bottle, he has to eat his olive. If he kicks over the bottle, he has to eat everybody's olives.
by Harry January 17, 2004
Get the olive basketball mug.Greek word for malaka used in the city of Patras.
O malakas stin kathomiloumeni metaxi ton Patrinon. Exei akrivos tin idia simasia me to malaka kai xrisimopoieitai stis idies periptosis. Antistixo tou "paliomalakas" einai kai to "paliominaras".
To "minaro" upodilonei oti travao malakia, i xano ton xrono mou. "Minarisma" einai mia malakia.
O malakas stin kathomiloumeni metaxi ton Patrinon. Exei akrivos tin idia simasia me to malaka kai xrisimopoieitai stis idies periptosis. Antistixo tou "paliomalakas" einai kai to "paliominaras".
To "minaro" upodilonei oti travao malakia, i xano ton xrono mou. "Minarisma" einai mia malakia.
Ti ginetai re minara; Pame gia kana kafe sto panaxaiko;
Me tosi anergia minaro oli mera.
Se tsakomo: Poion eipes minara re paliominara;
Me tosi anergia minaro oli mera.
Se tsakomo: Poion eipes minara re paliominara;
by Harry November 17, 2004
Get the minaras mug.To fabricate a story in a pathetic/desperate way in order get out of a sticky/embarrassing situation.
by Harry January 13, 2005
Get the borange mug.Originally Rugby, American Football is by far one of the best games ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard field fighting over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.
1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.
2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.
2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
"The soccer game is on man."
"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
by Harry January 13, 2005
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1) The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammal.
2) An adult female human.
1) The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammal.
2) An adult female human.
by Harry February 13, 2004
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