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A Fuentes is a rare, one-of-a-kind bugger. Generally of above-average girth, well-balanced ratio of crispy and juicy.
Considered a delicacy in the far-right conservative political commentator community.
I couldn't wait to get home, I had to get that Fuentes in my mouth immediately consequences be damned
by HarderRetard May 18, 2020
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Adjective to describe guys who expresses only the most basic entry-level opinions on any given topic, thinking to be clever and insightful instead of annoying to everyone within their 20m radius.

example:;
uses words like "objectively' 'data shows' & 'but this article that says"
says things like "Tool is the greatest band of all time", "5 inches is not that small actually", "horseshoe theory is best theory" "it do be like that" & "your feelings are valid babe"
defaultbrained guy: guys have you seen the latest dave rubin steven crowder joe rogan oil wrestling set? its so based and redpilled!!!
normal guy: im going to rape you
by HarderRetard October 4, 2021
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coward liar piece of shit lil faggot bitch turncoat spineless retard
by HarderRetard April 4, 2022
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hot sexy goddess but a bit retarded (its still hot)
chloéééééé please stooop im gonna cuuuuuuuuuuuuum (❤´艸`❤)
by HarderRetard April 4, 2022
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