2 definitions by Happy happy hour happy Friday

Straight bar

1. A herosexual dancing and or drinking establishment.
2. A type of crime against humanity. An unspeakable horror

Freya: Do you want to go dance at the straight bar?
Freddy: I’d rather spoon out my eyes.

by Happy happy hour happy Friday August 16, 2019

Root and recruit

Fucking someone to get them to join a political cause.

Lucinda is gay but will do the old root and recruit for BLM

by Happy happy hour happy Friday February 17, 2021