This asshat can be found in a Calculus
classroom. He laughs
at everything the teacher does and picks up chalk
off the ground for them. He also tends to show up with
a packed lunch at 9 am, then proceeds to eat his pudding. Usually wearing a trenchcoat, goofy
hair, and glasses, he'll annoy the hell out of you with
pen, unless of course, replaced by his three sharpened pencils.
On occasion of a test, he'll do the arm thrust towards the body accompanied by the "yes!", paralleling a d-bag.
Sometimes he'll be seen driving his rusty p.o.s., smeared thouoghly with
Student #1: Hey, what
time is it?
Student #2: Oh, it is promptly a quarter after nine.
Student #1: Thanks a bunch.
Student #2: By the way, did you see that asshat Hoboken?
Student #1: As a matter of fact I did, later I have an appointment
with his car involving unmentionable things. Hopefully
his window is open!