3 definitions by Hank the tank3890

Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender

Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time

by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022

Crispier Than A Mug

Being crispier than a mug means when someone is looking absolutely fly on the double. Usually meant to refer to a handsome fellow that has quite the wonderful outfit put together.

Man that jawn crispier than a mug
Did you see the waves on Jeffy Pops? That man crispier than a mug

by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022

Lawrence of Arabia

When someone is the Lawrence of Arabia, they are typically one that can be seen on the 6:00 news on channel 4. A Lawrence of Arabia also has the ability to coin certain terms, one of the many is giving someone the nickname Bruno

Did you hear about the guy that tried to eat a beehive? He’s such a Lawrence of Arabia!

by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022