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A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.

During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.
by Handy Andy566 September 7, 2008
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To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"

When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"
by Handy Andy566 November 10, 2007
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