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1 definition by HandjobMcPickleshins

 
1.
A brutish, masculine, and possibly athletic, gay man. Traits include (but are not limited to) shaved heads, prominent body hair, a love of sports, and unibrows. Not to be confused with their cousin, the bear.
We were down at the club, and an entire rugby team showed up and started dancing to Celine Dion remixes. I was surrounded by cro-fagnons.
by HandjobMcPickleshins July 24, 2012