Han and Jen's definitions

labia pasty

1. a reason for girls sitting with their legs wide open
2. a tasty snack, can be open or closed

1. look at that girls labia pasty hanging out
2. ooh i could do with a labia pasty, open with salt and vinegar

by Han and Jen June 24, 2005

beefbag

Humourous alternative to cowbag meaning foolish female.

Samantha: I just crashed my car into a tree!
Julie: You beefbag!!

by Han and Jen October 22, 2005

wankerthon

Alternative to overused wanker that will add further malice to your incriminations

Chris is such a wankerthon, he won't stop ringing me and asking to come over

by Han and Jen October 23, 2005

ace bird, cheers

Someone who desires to originate from the English county of Essex will often attempt to alter their vocabulary to seemingly fit in with real Essex inhabitants. This is a particularly common and humourous example. Meaning 'thats wonderful friend, thank you very much'

Tracey: 'Alright mate? Shall i pick ya up a bottle of lambrini down the co-op?'
Laura: 'Ace bird, cheers!'

by Han and Jen October 21, 2005

pantaloons

Sophisticated version of pants meaning something that is not particularly desirable. Interchangable with trousers. A fun alternative that will have your friends in stitches....

Jimmy dumped you? Oh no, that's pantaloons.

by Han and Jen October 21, 2005