2 definitions by Hamster&DaWombat

Top Definition
Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.
"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"
by Hamster&DaWombat November 06, 2007
1. A 14 year-old or younger that has sex with her 3rd cousin.

And Or

2. An exceedingly large female with the values of a trucker.

3. Someone who contracts "The Clap" on a school bus.
God Man, Did you see that slut cake jessica hanging off her boyfriend, and rubbing his nipples in class?

slut cake? man, shes a damn slut desert parlor!
by Hamster&DaWombat November 06, 2007
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