4 definitions by Hamsdude

School

A hellhole where you spend half of your childhood and teen years learning useless shit. You have to deal with teachers who hate their jobs, annoying assholes, large amounts of homework, standardized "tests" to tell if you're college material or not and government brainwashing for 6 hours (and getting shot if you live in America). At the same time you have to deal with your social life and your deteriorating mental health.

Matt: Are you ready for school?

Jack: Am I ready for more trauma? Yes, yes I am.

by Hamsdude March 26, 2021

Donald Trump

Rare talking creature that resembles an orange orangutan with crazy ass hair. Widely hated by half the world.

Tom: Hey man, have you seen Donald Trump?
Tim: Dude I can't believe this goblin is in the white house.

by Hamsdude February 2, 2018

Cartoon Network

A TV network that features animation as it's primary programming. Used to be known for classics like Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, Ed Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans (the good version), Foster's Home, Chowder, Samurai Jack, e.t.c. Now it's a wasteland for toddlers who watch crap like Cocomeleon in their free time and those creepy Elsa videos on Youtube.

Jimmy: Yay more Total Dramarama reruns on Cartoon Network! My favorite show!

Kim: If only you knew how good it used to be kid.....

by Hamsdude December 2, 2021

La chancla

The most feared weapon in the Latino community. Usually wield by angry hispanic mothers who want to beat their child's ass.

Mom: CARLOS CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me

by Hamsdude March 26, 2021