Basically, once upon a time in a land far away, there was a monster known as "Wafzilla" who fiended on socks, rape of small boys, and tight pants. Some might call this beast a freak, others a friend. But one thing was for certain, Wafzilla was a force to be reckoned with.
Wafzilla's diet was composed of unhealthy servings of everything from the sugar category of the food triangle, followed by multiple helpings of Biryani, a Pakistani rice dish.
Wafzilla also enjoyed immature humor followed by raging buttsex next to pools or in laundry rooms.
"Damn man, Wafzilla is the shit! Yesterday I heard she was all up on that tool downtown."
"Wafzilla enjoys fiending on buttholes."