2 definitions by Hamiloverdicks
The one time that a man's dick is fresh and plump, it's called a London bridge. A good man will let the ships (vagina) pass through the bridge and let some water splash on it
"Jimmy, do you have your London bridge today?" "Oh hell yeah I do Susie, it might get a bit wet" "do you want it to?" "FUCK ME" this is the conversation between Jimmy and Susie about London bridges
by Hamiloverdicks January 26, 2018
When a man fucks a woman
When a little girl sees sex, she goes to school and asks her male teacher to fuck her and make her moan. Then, the teacher feels pleasure and starts to rape other kids: the continuous chain of fucking
When a little girl sees sex, she goes to school and asks her male teacher to fuck her and make her moan. Then, the teacher feels pleasure and starts to rape other kids: the continuous chain of fucking
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So this girl Gillian walks up to me with her vagina hanging out and her boobs drooping down and says "what is sex." We all know that sex is hard to explain, so I decided to show her. I found a girl named Zoe on the street and decided I'd give it a shot. I took her home and invited her into my hot tub while Gillian was on the deck observing carefully and taking notes. I got Zoe into the hot tub and said "now let's have some fun." She told me earlier that she liked lollipops, so I strapped one to my freshly plump dick. She immidiately stripped of her bikini, leaving her hairless, perfect pussy open to my mouth. She snapped and yelled "EAT MY EGGS" so I tried as hard as I could, but my tongue wasn't long enough to reach that far. I decided to stop reaching with my tongue, though it was sad to stop. Forgetting that the lollipop was there, I shoved my dick as far as I could into her pussy. She moaned in pain as I went in and out as fast as I could. Soon, she got used to it and wanted to feel that again. She screamed at me "FAAAASSSSSTER!!! HAAAAARRRRRDDDER!!!!!!!!" I followed her commands despite how tired I was. After about an hour, I wasn't pleasing her anymore. She yelled "MY TURN!" I swear she gave me the hardest blowjob I had ever felt, then sucked my dick like she needed it to live. I squeezed her nipples until actual milk came out of them
So this girl Gillian walks up to me with her vagina hanging out and her boobs drooping down and says "what is sex." We all know that sex is hard to explain, so I decided to show her. I found a girl named Zoe on the street and decided I'd give it a shot. I took her home and invited her into my hot tub while Gillian was on the deck observing carefully and taking notes. I got Zoe into the hot tub and said "now let's have some fun." She told me earlier that she liked lollipops, so I strapped one to my freshly plump dick. She immidiately stripped of her bikini, leaving her hairless, perfect pussy open to my mouth. She snapped and yelled "EAT MY EGGS" so I tried as hard as I could, but my tongue wasn't long enough to reach that far. I decided to stop reaching with my tongue, though it was sad to stop. Forgetting that the lollipop was there, I shoved my dick as far as I could into her pussy. She moaned in pain as I went in and out as fast as I could. Soon, she got used to it and wanted to feel that again. She screamed at me "FAAAASSSSSTER!!! HAAAAARRRRRDDDER!!!!!!!!" I followed her commands despite how tired I was. After about an hour, I wasn't pleasing her anymore. She yelled "MY TURN!" I swear she gave me the hardest blowjob I had ever felt, then sucked my dick like she needed it to live. I squeezed her nipples until actual milk came out of them
by Hamiloverdicks January 28, 2018