2 definitions by Half Time

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.
I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.
by Half Time July 19, 2021
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The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.
"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."
by Half Time June 17, 2014
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