Definitions by Hales (c)

lotus breast

noun
a shock image circulating on the internet, predominantly through email
involves a breast, seeds, and pores

Be careful about opening any e-mails with the subject "lotus breasts: don't go to South America". You may be scarred.

lotus breast by Hales (c) January 19, 2008

fag bag 

1 - an offensive term referring to a fanny pack, meant to suggest that the wearer of a fanny pack is a a homosexual or "fag", usually used by men so insecure with their masculinity that they feel the need to put others down

(Man A walks by wearing a fanny pack)
Man B (to friend): Wow, look at that fag bag.

fag bag by Hales (c) January 13, 2008