11 definitions by Halal Jamal

Linguss

A name for a nonce of the Nigerian variety, normally identified around Nurseries and playgrounds

E.g. "Be careful Mary, I think I spotted a stray Linguss in the bushes earlier"

by Halal Jamal December 29, 2022

Linguss

A Nigerian nonce who is often spotted around nurseries

E.g. "Careful Mary, I think I may have spotted a Linguss by the bushes outside"

by Halal Jamal December 28, 2022

oksana

A Russian word for a woman with a freakishly flat batty buttocks

Alan - "cor' Steve look at that bird over there, she's stunning"

Steve - "she's alright but just walked past her and she's a right oksana"

by Halal Jamal September 12, 2022

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Kenyan Rizzly Bear

A man with immense Rizz when in pursuit of an attractive Kenyan Female

Jamal - "Azil and Tiwalade are a pair of Kenyan Rizzly Bears"

by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022

Marcus Edu Syndrome

When someone has an insatiable addiction to Caucasian Females. They're willing to risk it all for some Caucasian Nyash, they'll even accept race play just to get a whiff of it.

Nate - "These Snowbunnies have me tripping dawg"

Marcus Edu - "Don't be ashamed, I've been doing this for years"

Morpheus - "Do you Believe in Marcus Edu Syndrome?"

by Halal Jamal October 31, 2022

New Balance

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes

Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance

by Halal Jamal January 4, 2022