4 definitions by Hal G

Dirty Bagel

The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.

Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!

by Hal G July 18, 2006

Clubhounds

Those individuals (normally attractive girls) who can sniff out anything free in a club i.e. past the doorman & covercharge, get free drinks and land in the VIP section.

Did you hear? Shauna got escorted in by the manager & is now hanging out with Carson Daly in the back!

Dude - of course, she is queen of the clubhounds!

by Hal G August 27, 2007

rheekend

a rehab weekend in which one abtains from drugs and/or alcohol in order to party at a later date

Yo you wanna grab a beer tonite? Na man - this needs to be a rheekend what with all the Holiday parties comin up this week.

by Hal G January 14, 2008

dirty bagelin'

The act of tossing someone's salad when they have a dirty bagel.

She said she was into dirty bagelin' so I shit my pants and called her.

by Hal G July 18, 2006