8 definitions by Hairy Cheeto

My friends

Fake

My friends suck

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

November 2nd

One of my best friends awesome birthday!!!!

Happy birthday it’s November 2nd!

by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

Max and Bri

The best couple ever! Max kissed her friend, and Bri says she doesn’t like him (even though she does) 😊

Max and Bri are perfect together

by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

November 3rd

National eat a piece of crap day

It’s November 3rd! You know what that means!!!!

by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

You

Me

You

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

My boyfriend

Non-existent

My boyfriend: Hi

Me: Hi! Oh wait

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

Costco Boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.

Costco Boy: *drops Cheeto bag*

Kid: *picks it up for him*

Costco Boy: Don’t touch my Cheetos!

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019