1 definition by Hahahahaha!!!

Typically a person who buys a Japanese car with the intent on souping it up and racing it at the local dragstrip. The whole time at the track they are sitting at the line next to an IrocZ with a 454V8 that has been ludicrisly modded with cackling cams and an extemely low idle as well an exhaust system that is bent out the sides and spitting flames. Even after that they are still oblivious to their impending doom and still think he/she can win. A rice racer will still race against unfair opponents and blame their loss on little mistakes instead of the fact their car can not exceed 120mph with out exploding. This is not to be confused with Professional rice racers that know when to except defeat and drive tuners.
That rice racer is an idiot. He challanged me to a pinkslip drag race. My '72 Barracuda with a posi, wide slicks for rear tires and a 572 Hemi V8 vs his civic with chopped suspension, a body kit, and a street level turbo. Looks like I'm taking his car and his pride today!
by Hahahahaha!!! March 24, 2011
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