Definitions by HaggardAss

wooly 

a big hairy bitch that will bite u if u get 2 close. Various different sub-species, yet generally all r very large, immense women with un-natural amount of hair.

"Stay away from that wooly bitch if u wanna live 2 c 2morrow."

wooly by HaggardAss December 28, 2005

Drunk 

also known as "Hella Irish"

Hombre Uno: After that 5th of Jameson's Im HELLA IRISH.
Hombre Dos: U drunk bastard.

Drunk by HaggardAss December 28, 2005

irish 

the greatest people in the history of the world barnun. Fuck everybody else. We love 2 drink and were so good at it that u can tell if a person drinks or not just by seein their freckles. Im Irish and u probably arent and that sucks 4 u.

The Irish are the blacks of Europe--so we love chicken, can all dunk and have big penises.

irish by HaggardAss December 28, 2005

Canucks 

a group of retarted inbred french decendants that live north of the border of the USA in a cold, barren wasteland known as canadia.

Guy 1: Check out those walking douches, theyre all canucks.
Guy 2: Well fuck them, the horse they rode in on and every1 else in Canada those maple syrup ass bastards!

Canucks by HaggardAss December 28, 2005