Lincolnaphobia: The fear of pennies. Being scared of the American coin "Penny" made of copper and worth 1/100 of an American dollar. The most common reason for this fear: It has been rumored that men have shoved them up their assholes and then distributed them around.
Hadley: Oh wow! A penny!!
Willow: Ah! Get it away! I have serious Lincolnaphobia!
Willow: I'm afraid of pennies please take it away from me.
Hadley: Okay doll.
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