Neli

(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought.

Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).

T/B = N

Shana spent 44 minutes in Science class, and stared out the window 4 times.

4/44 = 11 Ne
11 Nelis

by Hackermeyer April 03, 2009

Third World Snack

A largely unknown brand of snack food or snacks.

Do you have any Lays Chips?
No but I have Pazz Chips.
What are they?
Oh, there a Third World Snack.

by Hackermeyer January 05, 2009

Emo

A very ironic subculture devoted to trying extremely hard and spending a lot of money to fit one cookie-cutter emo mentality, then denying (strongly denying that is) that you are emo to anyone who asks.

{Person approaches a kid with two studded belts, red/black hair, Hawthorne Heights tee shirt and black skinny jeans}

"Hey, are you like emo or something?"
"No, fuck emo. Don't label me, I'm not emo, I'm an indiv-"
"I don't care..."

by Hackermeyer January 10, 2010