Reginald 'Reggie' Fils-Aime is the current EVP of Marketing of Nintendo of America. Simultaneous to this, he is also a world-class video game hero/wrestler who received the self-proclaimed award of Ass Kicking and Taking Names, two things that go hand-in-hand with his high-octane, macho-pumped and fuel-injected life style. The patented "ReggieGlare" has mesmorized millions of fans and wiped out hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of PS2 and XBox fans. Reggie makes civilizations (such as Atlantis and Rome) fall, he makes young babies across the towns and cities of North America, and he could run for President of the U.S. in 2004 and win in a heartbeat. Reggie is the future of mankind. All hail the Regginator.
"My name is Reggie, I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and WE'RE about making games!"
"I once saw Reggie lift a car with his BARE HANDS!"
"His glare could pierce through solid steel..."
"I heard that Reggie tossed a man across the countryside because he denied buying a Game Boy Advance"
"With every DS, they should include the game 'The Regginator: His life and times', it would be a catalyst just like Tetris 15 years ago!"
An organic compound created by the one and only H. Mantooth
. The chemical make up of this compound is still a mystery which UAC
scientists have been trying to crack for years. It is known however, that it is a main ingredient in Paste, a major product from the a collaboration between the UAC
, the Umbrella Corporation
There are many uses of H-Juice from simple condiments to super concentrated solutions used as ammunition for the British H-Cannon
“The H-Cannon is leaking H-Juice” “You have H-Juice all over your face”
“I love wings with H-Juice!” “Do you know how long it takes to build up 3000L or H-Juice?”
H. Mantooth is everything mankind wishes it was...or wasn't. H. Mantooth is a Doctor, a mass murderer of Spartan-class Marines, an intellect with an intelligence equivalent to 1000 Einsteins (yes, THE Albert Einstein), and was seen dating your mother in the last issue of People Magazine. However, H. Mantooth is also a rapist of his 2 sons. This, however, is a different story. He is part of the same family that Reggie Mt. resides from. He is also one of the leading researchers on OPERATION: Paste Project.
"Curse you, H. Mantooth!!"
"H. Mantooth will bring mankind into the 21st century, that is only if you sit back and watch it happen."
"H. Mantooth signed my hand! Now I'm spiffy."
"Mantooth could take on Al Queida by himself - providing he submits George W. Bush to their audiences and strikes in the background"