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One whose fears leads to a complete retardation of their intelligence.

A feartard suffers such high levels of fear that cognitive dissonance overrides any rational cognitive thought leading to complete mental retardation. It is a highly contagious mental disease that invokes retarded actions of delusional beliefs in individuals as well causing global pandemics of irrational fears.
The feartard hibinated in self isolation too fearful to go outside and interacting with others
by Gyroist April 18, 2020
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EMOTARD” having emotional fears that retard ones cognitive reasoning.
Emotional Retardation is a social psychosis pandemic that overwhelms a persons cognitive reasoning and ability to utilise common logic. Emotardation manifests from a persons delusional fears associated with indoctrinated beliefs formed from unreserved trust in main stream media propaganda often leading to a lifelong addiction in fear porn.
The emotard was seen buying excessive amounts of toilet paper and alcohol to hibinate in self isolation but forgot to buy food.
by Gyroist April 18, 2020
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A cuckold that focuses on career self preservation through submissive ass licking of corporate and political narcissistic powers of incompetence.
Biden and his entourage of cucktards performed as predicted with arrogant incompetence and delusions of grandeur.
by Gyroist February 17, 2023
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The communication of sexual thoughts and erotic desires by means other than the known senses between two erotique souls exploring orgasmic bliss.
Their exploration of synchronised sexual desires created a “sexepathy”experience of orgasmic bliss.
by Gyroist June 15, 2020
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