1 definition by Guy13223
1. Satan is a fucking retarded little bitch that stinks. Satan produces a putrid odor that can be seen, heard, and actually felt. This odor can best be described as the stinkiest of stink, the most rancid of rancid, and the dankest of the dank.
2. Depending on the day, Satan demands being called a man, other days a woman. Both are true and false because Satan is a hermaphrodite transvestite and either has two assholes or two vaginas, once again depending on the day. Satan has a penis and one tiny testicle that is also his/her clitoris. This also depends on the day. Yet Satan is always on her period, 100% of the time.
3. Satan is a luster of everything yet has no values. The exception is his/her semen and feces battered beard which Satan enjoys snacking on because it is perfect seasoning.
2. Depending on the day, Satan demands being called a man, other days a woman. Both are true and false because Satan is a hermaphrodite transvestite and either has two assholes or two vaginas, once again depending on the day. Satan has a penis and one tiny testicle that is also his/her clitoris. This also depends on the day. Yet Satan is always on her period, 100% of the time.
3. Satan is a luster of everything yet has no values. The exception is his/her semen and feces battered beard which Satan enjoys snacking on because it is perfect seasoning.
Ex.1. Dude what did you eat? Your farts smell like Satan.
Ex.2. Wtf is wrong with Joe? Is he on his period? Nah he's just sataning (acting like a little bitch).
Ex.3. Man gollum was really sataning after that ring bro
Ex.2. Wtf is wrong with Joe? Is he on his period? Nah he's just sataning (acting like a little bitch).
Ex.3. Man gollum was really sataning after that ring bro
by Guy13223 June 18, 2017