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Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time
Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.
by Gus0001 February 15, 2019
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