skive

v. (mainly Brit.) To go AWOL and present an obscure excuse upon return.

My best excuse for skiving is the bus driver wouldn't let me pay for the fare in two pence pieces.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

budweiser

Bland czech beer that really defines cat piss. An example of how americanization and advertising can over-come the fact it is approx. 0.0000000000000001% alcohol.

Damn that shit was sad. Get me some amber nectar!

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

yardie

Eighties British slang for a gang consisting predominatly of Jamacians, or those of Jamacian descent. Usually yardies work in large groups and favour torture to anyone who says anything against them. Their downfall is their rash decisions, inability to handle the police democratically, and thier general disorganisation when compared to larger gangland groups. Yardies, though many, tend to share a distrust for anyone outside their own gang, and are often drawn into gunfights or knife battles. Charactorised by excessive jewellry, puffer-jackets, baseball caps and screeching accents.

Usually violent and easily lured into losing their monies through misadventure.

Bad boy yardies.

by Gumba Gumba March 01, 2004

d'oh

Did you know that d'oh appears in written form in only two simpsons episodes?

That one where homer has a dream and there's a talking coyote


The one where homer has his mouf shut. k thanks.

by Gumba Gumba June 04, 2004

coyote ugly

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.

Oh wow, a film about cock teases.

by Gumba Gumba September 10, 2006

bossman

A slave driver boss who only promotes women who pay him good 'lip service'

Workin' all day for the bossman, workin' for the company

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

renault

French car manufacturer slightly more active than Citröen or Peugeot. A hella more productive than Bugatti.


Currently pushing weird looking Meganés, Espace, Clio.

See vavavoom

by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004