Guido1's definitions

digital communion

An electronic form of communication, involving the use of the hand (digits), and number coded electronic "words" or digits (0,1). Cell phones with key pads and keyboard computers use this method to transfer thought words into cyberspace and then back to the intended recipient, thus communion or sharing of intellect.

I guess I will get on My Space and have digital communion with someone that I don't even know.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.

Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.

by Guido1 October 24, 2009

Gay-onomics

Factoring in the positive economic benefits of an individual state allowing gay marriages.

Many states are now allowing gay marriages once they realize that not to allow gays to marry is missing out on gay-onomics.

by Guido1 June 3, 2009

McThought

A quick judgment that may be in error, or not precise, but required for some situation or condition that solicited an immediate, but untimely response

Man, I am so sorry for what I said about you yesterday, it was just a McThought, and I was so wrong.

by Guido1 March 8, 2013

manna from obamma

Governament programs from the Obama Administration designed to help stimulate the economy; thereby, helping to avoid a depression.

Man, I wish I could get some of the manna from obamma.

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

tightend

The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.

Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

oxygen assimilation

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.

Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008