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119 definitions by Guido1

A term commonly used by someone who is planning to con money out of a friend, parent, or someone so deemed dumb enough to fall for the scam.
Dude, do you have any extra money, I gots to put gas in my car to get to school.
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
A political strategy being considered by the Clinton campaign to destroy the viability of Barack Obama's political campaign. To compromise your opponent's ability to compete: see Tonya Harding
Employing the Tonya Harding Option in this campaign, is to risk political suicide.
by Guido1 March 25, 2008
Persons that are only motivated to do a task when it involves high-tech electronic communication devices.
If you want to get in the computer lab, you must be electro-motivated to do so.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
Boytit is a natural occurring condition in males during puberty. It generally occurs between the ages of 12 to 24 in young males. It is usually discovered by feeling a button-like mass under one or both nipples. It can be painful if bumped or pinched hard by some jerk friend. It is caused by a hormonal imbalance that naturally occurs in adolescence. Many boys panic when the condition is discovered, and think they have breast cancer. The condition is benign and clears up over time when the balance of hormones normalize. This condition is not the same as gynecomastia but can occur at the same time.
Dude, fucking stop twisting my nipples, it fucking hurts like a bitch, I got boytit real bad.
by Guido1 March 03, 2008
A way to get a point across to someone who you already know has a strong opinion and is likely not even going to listen to what you have to say about a subject matter.
Not being rude, but; I think you should really learn to talk less and listen more.
by Guido1 February 16, 2010
Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.
by Guido1 October 09, 2009
The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.
Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.
by Guido1 March 08, 2008