Every once in a while a neck comes along which is worthy of a necksecution whereupon it is categorized. The aesthetics of the neck are of paramount concern and there exist many components of the neck that are evaluated: thickness of neck, jugular region, adams apple region, the nape of the neck, the neckular aroma, and the accessories of the neck. Upon evaluating these components a neck will be qualified as a good neck or a bad neck.
The neck that is deemed a ten or above on a scale of one to ten by the necksecution committee is deemed a good neck.
The necksecuction commitee is identified with a secret hand shake addressing as to when necksecution will occur.
So go forth and neck young child.
Operation necksecution is totally going down tonight. Gonna get some great neck.