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When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.
The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.
by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010
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