3 definitions by Grubby fingernails

Jelly fish jam

Showing affection to oneself or significant other via intercourse or other sexually pleasing acts whilst using jelly jam as lubricant and “ jamming “ it. To increase the effectiveness of the word people may also listen to jelly fish jam and watch the jelly fish jam episode of spongebob.

Yo on god we was having sex last night bro and I gave her the jelly fish jam.

by Grubby fingernails September 10, 2019

Social hierarchy

Locking up to 50 mentally retarded kids in a room all the same age split evenly amongst the genders. After this is done one child per gender is handed a metal bat and if all goes correct then the others will know their place in society deviants will most likely get killed by the dominant retard unless they all revolt due to a literal society governed by retards. It’s an experiment to see if even the mentally challenged understand how power works amongst a society.

Person 1 : did you hear about that social hierarchy experiment

Person 2 : no and I don’t want to why would I want to see a bunch of retards figh... wait never mind tell me.

by Grubby fingernails September 10, 2019

Pulp

The action of grabbing a meat tenderizer and repeatably beating your penis with it until your penis is left malformed, bloody, or beaten to a pulp.

I would rather pulp my self than hear you speak

by Grubby fingernails October 26, 2018