2 definitions by GrossILoveIt

Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.

"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."

by GrossILoveIt January 2, 2021

Softball

Like a speedball, but instead of cocaine and heroin, it's coffee and an edible.

Started my morning with a softball and I'm feeling pretty productive 😌

by GrossILoveIt August 18, 2022