2 definitions by Gringo Flaco

Chili Cannon

An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.

Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.

by Gringo Flaco January 17, 2014

When a dog chows down on a lady human's flower chowder.

Ben: That bitch keeps her three-legged dog in the car all day during work.

Adam: I bet she pops in for a little lunchtime doggylingus.

by Gringo Flaco January 22, 2014