Jesus of Nazareth's genitals
Guy 1: Dude have you seen the video of naked Jesus?
Guy 2: Ya! That is a hardcore quantum singularity!
Guy 1: I want a piece o' that yo!
Guy 2: Dude..Jesus could have anyone. No chance you'd be picked. The quantum singularity is gonna be mine!
Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.