15 definitions by Grey

Anything cool, sweet, awesome, incredible, wonderful, or good. Because biscuits are awesome.
Guy: So this chick was slobbing on my knob- oh man, that head was straight biscuits.

Dude #1: DUDE! I FOUND TWENTY BUCKS ON THE GROUND!
Dude #2: BISCUITS!

Chick: I was fucking the guy who wrote this definition, and it was nothing but biscuits for six hours.
by Grey April 27, 2006
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Verb
To use Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Noun
The use of Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
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UD Raper/ Rapist: see Psycho Bitch, Gumba Gumba, Kung-Fu Jesus, Light Joker
UD Rape is one of the most common things on UD, second only to sexual inuendo.
UD Rapers should be banned, somehow.
by Grey July 20, 2004
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Siberia is in either Europe or Asia... or like, Russia or something. It's fucking cold.
It's cold in Siberia, NIGGUH!
by Grey September 23, 2005
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originates from the movie jay and silent bob, but is now generally used in reference to the clitmaster Grey Gardner of santa rosa california
"Grey is the clitmaster"
by Grey September 19, 2004
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"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
by Grey July 24, 2004
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One of three playable races in the game Starcraft by Blizzard Entertainment. They're the opposites of the scale compared to the Zerg. The Protoss are a stoic, psionically enhanced species which represent what we would know as the pinnacle of evolution. They are few in number, but each unit is incredibly powerful. One of the favorite units of Protoss enthousiasts is the Archon.

"Protoss" means "The Firstborn". In the storyline behind the game, they are the first creation of the Xel'Naga, a most likely extinct species which was obsessed with creating the ultimate lifeform.

The Protoss represent the purity of form. The Zerg represent the purity of essence.
The Protoss's worst enemy is the Terran's EMP Shockwave.

I am Protoss. I am complete. The Conclave will overcome. Hail Tassadar.
by Grey December 20, 2004
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sometimes called the punisher, the dirty nazi is like the shocker only instead of two in the cooty but one for the booty, its one in the meat and two in the seat.


the name is just really funny.
Jan got dirty nazied by a dirty nazi
by Grey April 7, 2005
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