2 definitions by Greggory Jensen the 15th

The biggest connoisseur of a really bad time. Always ruins the mood and makes things weird. a bloke that never brushes his teeth nor cut his toenails. And he wonders why no one will ever love him.
"Yo have you heard of that guy called rafferty" "Nah man i dont know any losers"
by Greggory Jensen the 15th August 29, 2023
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Now this guy this guy Alec let me tell ya. Boy is he cool. he is so cool, it doesnt matter if hes not cool, because when he enters the room everyone orgasms from his massive penis. and thats just the start of it he also provides excellent nourishment from his ever lactating fountain bestowed upon both of his breasts. This source of nourishment has fed generations of lucky little mice. In which he has a colony of 375 oh 376 one was born, a little mouse baby named kenneth. Alec the giver the bringer and the taker of life.
"Hey whats up with that Alec guy"

"shhh do not say that name around here you'll start a parade they love that guy here!"
by Greggory Jensen the 15th August 29, 2023
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