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Mormons Are And Forever will be Retarded. Their Beliefs are laughed upon by Every other religion, and Jesus laughs Upon them too. First of all, Indians Were NEVER White, and God did not "Turn them RED". Second, Jesus Never lived in America. Third, Dont make up a religion for Brain Washing little kids into being future Fucks of America. And Lastly, Joseph Smith was not a "Hero", and not even close to a "Prophet", He was a man who obtained Opium from the Navajo Indians, and made up ridiculous thoughts which basically make up your religion today Latter Day Fucks. Congratulations, Your the Offspring of a straight up Homo who had butt sex with animals.
What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the road, and a Dead Mormon lying in the Road? The Dead Dog had Skid marks leading up to its body.
by Greg Wall April 22, 2008
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