1 definition by Greg Curtis

The Sneezer

The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.

I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.

by Greg Curtis April 6, 2003