10 definitions by Greenhans33

A person over 40 that followed Phish tour after Jerry died- Wandering but not lost.

Often remembered for making the best grilled cheese on lot, before daddy died and the dreads hit the lower back; reaching Trustrafarrian status.

Usually owning commercial rec THC farms; and trapping CBD product brands.

Usually married (or divorced) a yoga instructor from Ashland Oregon.
Known for not inviting Phish friends new partners to “couch shows” unless they are vaccinated.
These Phish fans are married; total phiggots!

They are sitting across the table splitting the tab, so I picked it up and pod the whole thing. Never heard from them again.
by Greenhans33 March 23, 2022
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A G-string made for men with several colors and prints offered.

Often warn in central and South American beaches; as well as Europe. Beaches.
That fellow had the G-string on his Mankini so far up his bum he could peony taste his lunch; I haven’t seen that leopard print on a mankini so often since I was in Rio De Genero, Brazil. .
by Greenhans33 June 9, 2022
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People of any gender that only listen to phish and exclude others that didn’t tour in a school bud to watch phish all over the USA.
I didn’t get invited to the phish couch party because phish fans are all Phigots! They are all covid vaccinated sober now, and they really don’t like people that don’t know who Trey is.
by Greenhans33 March 14, 2022
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People of any gender that only listen to phish and exclude others that didn’t tour in a school bud to watch phish all over the USA.
I didn’t get invited to the phish couch party because phish fans are all Phigots! They are all covid vaccinated sober now, and they really don’t like people that don’t know who Trey is.
by Greenhans33 March 14, 2022
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Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
by Greenhans33 June 6, 2022
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Any man or woman that dresses head to toe in denim (often in multiple layers).
Did you go to the rodeo at the fairgrounds the other day?

There were Denim Monsters everywhere.
by Greenhans33 June 11, 2022
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Covid-Cane: (Definition)

having at least a half a dozen symptoms of Covid-19 or covid-omnichron.

ie: congestion or Runny nose, sweats, sneezing fits, coughing/gagging, loss of smell in at least one nostril, bloody nose, insomnia, loss of appetite, diarrhea, trouble breathing in at least one nostril, fear of test results.
Damn bro, I had to see my PO and tested positive for c-c-covid-cane.

As soon as I got exposed to your covid-cane, I got diarrhea, runny nose, loss of appetite, and I couldn’t sleep all night.
by Greenhans33 January 2, 2022
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