GreenMonter's definitions

tortfeasor

1. One who commits a tortious act (a civil wrong).
2. A name law students call each other because they're dorks.
3. See www.tortfeasor.com

Steve: Hey Dan, how was your weekend?
Dan: Amazing, I got an A in Property Law.
Steve: You fucking tortfeasor.
<snorts of laughter>

by GreenMonter September 19, 2005

Muffy

(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) The female partner of the Larry.

Sarah is so muffy, she dresses wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.

by GreenMonter March 31, 2005

schaivo

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR

1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.

by GreenMonter April 15, 2005

cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Novak

A conservative columnist and TV personality who resembles Jabba the Hut appearance and tonw.

Novak's on Crossfire, he's about to eat some pie.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005