GreenMonter's definitions

Mont

Affectionate name for the state of Vermont.

I'm going home to Mont tonight.

by GreenMonter March 15, 2005

tortfeasor

1. One who commits a tortious act (a civil wrong).
2. A name law students call each other because they're dorks.
3. See www.tortfeasor.com

Steve: Hey Dan, how was your weekend?
Dan: Amazing, I got an A in Property Law.
Steve: You fucking tortfeasor.
<snorts of laughter>

by GreenMonter September 19, 2005

Novak

A conservative columnist and TV personality who resembles Jabba the Hut appearance and tonw.

Novak's on Crossfire, he's about to eat some pie.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

schaivo

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR

1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.

by GreenMonter April 15, 2005