10 definitions by Green eggs and baaaam
A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
by Green eggs and baaaam July 6, 2018
A form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. After passing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid.
This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.
by Green eggs and baaaam June 1, 2016
The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip
While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.
by Green eggs and baaaam December 14, 2012