5 definitions by GreekMadafaka

*Guys playing football*
*A guy scores*
That guy: woooohooo eat my poutsa bitches !
by GreekMadafaka November 21, 2021
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A really hot league of legends Champion with humongous tits and a fit ass.
Ahri is a fox but can transform like transformers into a walking shit but with 9 tails and human flesh.
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*Melted league of legends players in a forest*

Guy1: Yo guys look an Ahri

Guy2: Aaa haha because it's a fox right ?

Guy3: let's bang that shit and see if it transform into a human.

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by GreekMadafaka November 21, 2021
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An op item used in league of legends with a metaphorical meaning. Kraken is a large octapus that is very hard to be killed, that's why Kraken slayer is a great choice to fuck up the tanks in the game.
"Damn those guys got 4 tanks, I should probably build a kraken slayer to kraken up their asses"
by GreekMadafaka November 21, 2021
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Symente is sth that doesn't exist and exist at the same time, it's a very disturbing person that annoys the shit out of you. You try to have a normal conversation and he tells you how he climbed the Mount everest with his swimwear and then jumped off and survived.
Symente fucked his mother in order to be born

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Mike: Good morning Symente.

Symente: Yo mike, did I tell you how I ran 69 miles yesterday without even taking a break to drink water ?

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George: You hear that ?

Mike: What ? No ?

"Symente footsteps"

Mike: Ah Fuck symente is coming hide your mothers.
by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021
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Poutsa is the thing Males use to fuck women, but it can be used with a variety of ways.
Mike: Hello Peter, check the my shoes that I bought yesterday.

Peter: Bro Mike, in my Poutsa (I don't give a fuck)

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My Poutsa is gigantic

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Look how that guy acts, jeez, he must be having a small Poutsa

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A stranger: hello kid do you want a candy ?

Kid: Eat my Poutsa malaka *and then runs away*
by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021
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