Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉's definitions

subwoofer

Used to describe any person, male or female, who one considers less attractive than a dog.

Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:

"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 31, 2009

Cuntstainadian

A Canadian cunt stain, especially: a certain male Facebook user who is a minor but perennial irritant to certain Australians.

Higzy: Cuntstainadian

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 May 11, 2009

Resident Cunt

Depending on how you look at it: an affectionate moniker, an exact personality profile, or an insult.

The term is used to describe the one person who is the most cuntish, nasty, ruthless, relentlessly rude person in an: apartment block, school, work place, or facebook group etc.

Ivan: "I am the Resident Cunt of 'Pass or Fail'"

Sohm-yung Ho: "No. You are just a condescending cunt. There's a difference. Fag."

Ivan: "Cunt"

Sohm-yung Ho: "That's RESIDENT Cunt to YOU. You're gay."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 5, 2009

coined the term

When someone makes up a new word or expression to describe something, and that word or expression is just so sublime and succinct that it is quickly adopted by the mainstream or the sub-mainstream, necessitating its inclusion in the Urban Dictionary.

Beyonce 'coined the term' bootylicious to perfectly describe a rounded butt (or Big Black Ghetto Arse, depending on how you look at it). Well done Beyonce. Sorry I can't do the little dash above the 'e' in your name but Robert's explanations are crap.

Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 8, 2009

'Browse the Hig'

To join the same network as another Facebook user to get a better look at their profile.

"Why are you in the Toronto network now Ivan?"

"I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group)

Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 4, 2009

Urban Dicker

A person who submits words to the urban dictionary. Particularly a habitual submitter.

"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"

"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."

"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"

Urban DictionaryUrban Dickerlady-bonerwordsmithnerdlinguist

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 11, 2009

megraine

A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.

"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009