Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉's definitions

Gross Motor Skills

1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.

2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.

"Wanna lift home?"

"No thanks, you have Gross Motor Skills"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

Cuntstainadian

A Canadian cunt stain, especially: a certain male Facebook user who is a minor but perennial irritant to certain Australians.

Higzy: Cuntstainadian

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 May 11, 2009

subwoofer

Used to describe any person, male or female, who one considers less attractive than a dog.

Taxi driver at 3am referring to an ugly drunk who has thrown up all over the back seat and passed out:

"Got a fully sick subwoofer in the back bro"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 31, 2009

Resident Cunt

Depending on how you look at it: an affectionate moniker, an exact personality profile, or an insult.

The term is used to describe the one person who is the most cuntish, nasty, ruthless, relentlessly rude person in an: apartment block, school, work place, or facebook group etc.

Ivan: "I am the Resident Cunt of 'Pass or Fail'"

Sohm-yung Ho: "No. You are just a condescending cunt. There's a difference. Fag."

Ivan: "Cunt"

Sohm-yung Ho: "That's RESIDENT Cunt to YOU. You're gay."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 5, 2009

coined the term

When someone makes up a new word or expression to describe something, and that word or expression is just so sublime and succinct that it is quickly adopted by the mainstream or the sub-mainstream, necessitating its inclusion in the Urban Dictionary.

Beyonce 'coined the term' bootylicious to perfectly describe a rounded butt (or Big Black Ghetto Arse, depending on how you look at it). Well done Beyonce. Sorry I can't do the little dash above the 'e' in your name but Robert's explanations are crap.

Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 8, 2009

'Browse the Hig'

To join the same network as another Facebook user to get a better look at their profile.

"Why are you in the Toronto network now Ivan?"

"I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group)

Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 4, 2009

'A Jayne's reply'

A Jayne's reply

A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.

Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.

For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."

You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 3, 2009