3 definitions by Granudisimo
A pejorative term for people who look down on other people that most would find beautiful and/or are objectively so, due mostly to narcissistic insecurities and an immature, unrealistic concept of beauty.
Usually the model banger is average looking but, nonetheless, with a higher standard for the beauty of others than for their own.
Altough most
Usually the model banger is average looking but, nonetheless, with a higher standard for the beauty of others than for their own.
Altough most
_Adam rejected that pornstar who approached him at the party because he didn't like the slight bump on her nose, then tried to approach her when she was with another guy after he got jealous for watching them dancing and kissing.
_And what did she do?.
_She told the other guy what Adam said about her nose, then they both laughed at him and called him a model banger loser.
_And what did she do?.
_She told the other guy what Adam said about her nose, then they both laughed at him and called him a model banger loser.
by Granudisimo April 28, 2018
An ironic iteration of smart meant to describe those who act smarter than what they actually are, and more often than not, try to belittle without provocation, those who they consider intellectually inferior, probably due to some mental condition, untreated insecurities, or both.
_I posted in my public Facebook bio how excited I was about the new Spider Man movie coming out, when right off the blue comes this asshole, posting a sixty lines long reply, delving into how DC's character arcs and plots are more intellectually challenging.
_Wow, what did you do?
_I told him to chill out, that not everything in life is about intellectual pursuits, to which he replied calling me an illiterate buffoon.
_Wow, that was rude, and totally uncalled for.
_Yep, that's when I saw his profile pic was the cover of Asimov's Foundantion & Empire, so I asked him, being so interested in intellectual stimulation as he seemingly was, his opinion on the Foundation's traders, specifically if he would consider them good willed merchants sharing the foundation's tech with decadent imperial worlds, or just a buncha glorified shills sowing subversion among the Empire's citizens with their fancy toys and lofty ideals.
_Haha, damn son!! what did he say?
_Well basically, he just told me to go fuck myself and that his intellect is orders of "magnitud" beyond mine, which makes talking to me a waste of his precious time, then he outright blocked me before I could tell him to go get a hooker or something.
_Wow, such a schmart and cultured guy, probly the schmartest one in the family.
_Wow, what did you do?
_I told him to chill out, that not everything in life is about intellectual pursuits, to which he replied calling me an illiterate buffoon.
_Wow, that was rude, and totally uncalled for.
_Yep, that's when I saw his profile pic was the cover of Asimov's Foundantion & Empire, so I asked him, being so interested in intellectual stimulation as he seemingly was, his opinion on the Foundation's traders, specifically if he would consider them good willed merchants sharing the foundation's tech with decadent imperial worlds, or just a buncha glorified shills sowing subversion among the Empire's citizens with their fancy toys and lofty ideals.
_Haha, damn son!! what did he say?
_Well basically, he just told me to go fuck myself and that his intellect is orders of "magnitud" beyond mine, which makes talking to me a waste of his precious time, then he outright blocked me before I could tell him to go get a hooker or something.
_Wow, such a schmart and cultured guy, probly the schmartest one in the family.
by Granudisimo October 22, 2018
Smegface is the Red Dwarf equivalent of Shitface, Fuckface, and other insults of that sort.
"Smeg" is a general-purpose swear word made up by Grant Naylor (the collective name of Doug Naylor and Rob Grant) for the Sci-fi Sitcom Red Dwarf, in order to get around language policies in TV.
The word was inspired by an Italian home appliance manufacturer going by the same name and not by smegma, like the first impression might rightfully suggest.
"Smeg" is a general-purpose swear word made up by Grant Naylor (the collective name of Doug Naylor and Rob Grant) for the Sci-fi Sitcom Red Dwarf, in order to get around language policies in TV.
The word was inspired by an Italian home appliance manufacturer going by the same name and not by smegma, like the first impression might rightfully suggest.
My roommate is 3 weeks late in his rent, but yesterday, he was rocking a pair of brand new sneakers, what a nervy smegface!!.
Hey waddup Smegface!!, long time no see!!
Hey waddup Smegface!!, long time no see!!
by Granudisimo February 8, 2018