31 definitions by Grant Hansen
It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018
by Grant Hansen September 4, 2018
The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.
He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
“My dad is mr Hartley”
by Grant Hansen June 7, 2018
The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018